Spell Check

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It came with my pea sea

It plainly marques for my revue

Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word

And weight four it to say

Weather eye am wrong oar write

It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid

It nose bee fore two long

And eye can put the error rite

It's rare lea ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it

Eye am shore your pleased two no

It's letter-perfect awl the weigh

My checker tolled me sew.

Margo Roark

Advise from Father to Son

Always leave it better than you found it.

Ask more than you answer; everybody likes to talk about themselves.

Purchase high-quality tools so you only have to buy them once.

Take care of yourself so you can take care of others.

When you walk, look straight ahead, not at your feet.

A small amount of your paycheck should go directly to your savings account every month.

Give a firm handshake but be aware of the recipient.

Go for women you perceive to be “out of your league” you might be surprised

Learn to wet shave and shave with the grain on the first go-around.

Purchase a plunger before you need one.

Exercise makes you happy; run, lift, and play sports.

Compliment her shoes.

You can tell the size of a man by the size of the things that bother him.

Always stand to shake someone’s hand.

Never lend anything you can’t afford to lose.

Hardships often prepare ordinary people for an extraordinary destiny. C.S. Lewis

Figure out how to love the job you are in.

No matter their job or status in life, everyone deserves your respect.

The first one to get angry loses.

Do what needs to be done without complaining; complaining only slows things down, not speed them up.

Never stop learning.

Always go out into public dressed like you are about to meet the love of your life.

No one, on their death bed, wishes they had spent more time at work; enjoy your life and spend time with those you love, with those who challenge you, and with those who make you a better person.

Enjoy life now; this is not a rehearsal.

Let go of the mistakes of yesterday, move on and do your best today as you prepare for tomorrow.

Please and thank you are the magic words.

Don’t buy things you can’t afford with money you don’t have to impress people you don’t like. Dave Ramsey

You don’t need to attend every argument you are invited to.

Happiness is a choice; being happy doesn’t mean everything is perfect.

Every expert was once a beginner.

You are free to choose but you will not be free from the consequences of your choices.

Integrity is doing the right thing when no on is watching.

Character is how you treat those who can do nothing for you.

There Is No Such Thing As Cold

Something to contemplate:

Cold is simply a word that describes the absence of heat—just like darkness is a word that describes the absence of light and evil is simply a word that describes the absence of God—who is always good.

God did not create evil. Evil does not exist as a “thing”—meaning it does not exist unto itself. Evil is the absence of God; it is what happens when man does not have God’s love present in his heart. Like darkness and cold, it is a word that man has created to describe the absence of something; it is like the “cold” that comes when there is no heat or the “darkness” that comes when there is no light.